Anthony is a straight up Chad. The dude can do anything he wants with reverb and effects.

His Patent Pending "Wall of Sound" approach has changed the music industry from the ground up. It's the secret sauce of the Jingle Brothers approach and gives our jingles the pizazz it needs to make our Jingles a hit.

I mean, just look at the pictures:

Dude Bleeds confidence; whether or not it's warranted is subjective, but that's not the point.

Only a straight up Chad could look like that while eating KFC on a boat. No Doubt about it.

Oh! Did I mention that he has a jet ski? I don't remember if I did, but if I didn't, he totally has a Jet Ski.

That's me, the narrator. I don't know what my role with the Jingle Brothers really is, no one really tells me anything.

But I can say that I am enjoying the ride.

One of these days, I'm gonna lose it and get in a fight with Anthony, but for the time being, we aight.

I basically provide snacks and comedic relief for Keith and Anthony.

I'll contribute a bit more soon, but for now, I'm just there.

Honestly, whatever is said about Keith is not going to do the dude justice.

The dude can't miss. Literally, he doesn't make a mistake.

One time, when he was playing drums in a band, I thought he had made a mistake, but he didn't. I just listened to it wrong.

Look at that smile, no one can be this perfect. I really do not understand it.

I hate him.

But really, I don't.

One of these days he'll be the industry leader in human achievement and become a household name in the biz.

Thank You for your presence, Keith.